cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 hours agoWhat is the result of a programmer's work?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1780arrow-down17cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1773arrow-down1imageWhat is the result of a programmer's work?lemmy.mlcm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 hours agomessage-square98fedilinkcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squareBajingo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·10 hours agoI feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
minus-squareDrunk & Root@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoim a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 hours agoI always liked “I’m a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoWho,.that’s the next mother’s day gift sorted then.
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoDon’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.
I feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
im a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss
I always liked “I’m a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
Who,.that’s the next mother’s day gift sorted then.
Don’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.