Grimreaper@sopuli.xyz to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day agoHow successful would a masked vigilante be in real life?message-squaremessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareHow successful would a masked vigilante be in real life?Grimreaper@sopuli.xyz to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square81fedilinkfile-text
In real life, if someone got a black hoodie and a mask and decided to “fight crime”, how successful would they be?
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 day agoYou could specialize in types of crime the cops don’t usually get involved in, like corporate wage theft.
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down3·1 day agoYou need lawyers to fight that, not vigilantes
minus-squareJandroDelSol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 hours agoThis is literally Daredevil lmao
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-21 day ago Edit: Yeah, not really vigilante but still…
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day agoIt’s true, this isn’t Mario and the money won’t come out just from jumping on them.
minus-squareLukewarmNinja 🇨🇦🏴☠️@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoYou have to hold them upside down and shake them for the money to fall out of their pockets.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-216 hours agoWe’re still waiting for free healthcare to come out of Brian Thompson’s grave and start sliding along just above the ground. The crime was very well planned, but a random CEO wasn’t actually a meaningful target. The Charlie Kirk thing was basically the opposite.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 day agoI was gonna say. I know one CEO that isn’t stealing anyone’s wages anymore.
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoSomeone that fights through the layers of security guards until reaching the final boss of the CEO might change the CEO’s mind with some physical persuasion.
You could specialize in types of crime the cops don’t usually get involved in, like corporate wage theft.
You need lawyers to fight that, not vigilantes
Vigilante lawyers?
This is literally Daredevil lmao
Edit: Yeah, not really vigilante but still…
Practicing law… without a license
It’s true, this isn’t Mario and the money won’t come out just from jumping on them.
You have to hold them upside down and shake them for the money to fall out of their pockets.
What if it’s Luigi?
We’re still waiting for free healthcare to come out of Brian Thompson’s grave and start sliding along just above the ground.
The crime was very well planned, but a random CEO wasn’t actually a meaningful target. The Charlie Kirk thing was basically the opposite.
I was gonna say. I know one CEO that isn’t stealing anyone’s wages anymore.
Someone that fights through the layers of security guards until reaching the final boss of the CEO might change the CEO’s mind with some physical persuasion.