Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is strictly catch and release.
I dunno… I kinda like the idea of Parker (via shades of Jeff Goldbloom in “The Fly” maybe) developing an insatiable appetite for insects.
It would make for a fun, thorny, recurring issue at meal-time and all that. :D
There’s a fan film on YouTube that is a horror take on Spiderman. I haven’t watched it cause I think I might be too aranchnophobic to handle it
My bias for BD is surely showing, but I think I might be able to handle more superhero stuff if it was more interesting in all the awkward little ways it should have been, originally.
The Boys.
Salut, les garçons!
Now I want to see Spider-Man vs Brundlefly from the 80’s “The Fly” remake.
If he couldn’t get the damn idiotic thing to fly out the window it flew in, he’d tie it up and leave it for the authorities.
I like to think Peter Parker is the sort of person who captures spiders and puts them outside instead of killing them
I like to think he’s brave enough to leave a spider in his bedroom if it was a harmless house spider. I’m not, but I’m not a superhero. Although he might understandably have PTSD about spider bites.
I do that but not because of empathy or karma or anything. I just don’t want bug guts smeared across my wall.
