Why? You can put stuff in a microwave at home.
It’s not Applebee’s unless it’s microwaved in a bag and extruded onto a plate or trough (and the mai tais are $3). All the other stuff is sparkling nuked shit.
He wants to be the guy getting paid to put stuff in the microwave.
Always felt like there was something stopping him from tapping his full potential. This explains it ig. Damn shame, what that is 😔
What did he do to get permabanned from Applebees?
Must’ve been interesting.
He kept hugging everyone and whispering “no one will ever believe you”
Well, that and he’d just walk into the kitchen and start cooking random dishes, then carrying them out to tables on a whim. They weren’t good dishes or anything. Just a bunch of onions and peppers burnt to a crisp in a sautee pan, four pounds of melted cheese on top of a raw piece of chicken, etc.
He’d also violently attack anyone that mentioned it or tried to stop him.
They believed me about the hug. No one believes me about the weird eye contact during the homie smooches.
Saw the menu was typed in Papyrus and went ape shit, flipping tables and throwing chairs.
