jballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1489arrow-down11
arrow-up1488arrow-down1external-linkMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comjballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 days agoI am happy they didn’t find him guilty of assault with a deli weapon.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoIf his name is “Reuben” that would be kinda funny. Per chance it were a loose meat sandwich and it were somewhat saucy, and if his name was Joseph, by golly we’d have one non guilty “Sloppy Joe”.
I am happy they didn’t find him guilty of assault with a deli weapon.
If his name is “Reuben” that would be kinda funny. Per chance it were a loose meat sandwich and it were somewhat saucy, and if his name was Joseph, by golly we’d have one non guilty “Sloppy Joe”.
Badoom-tsching!