Thats not even the worst possible scenario…
When ya fart while wearing noise canceling earbuds
I’ve heard about deaf people learning with horror that farts make sound.
I work from home a lot a lot. I have to be careful about the rapport of my cannon at the office
I once made a squeaking noise with my mouth while exhaling, the meeting members thought it was a fart.🤣
My wife always snuggles up cutely then rips ass and slithers back to her side.
Just a little tease on the pickle and the the smell of pickled eggs - a woman of culture
Oopsie poopsie
I only fart when I really got a s***. Anyone else here??
Nah, I don’t think you do. Farting is like breathing. Most of the time you don’t even realize you do it. It’s when there is big farts that you notice it. We always emit some amount of gas.
Come human centipede my butt and ill prove it.
Oh god, I can hear that picture.
Btw. What’s that smell?
Uh. Trumpet breath.
Play that tune!
What accent do you fart in?
Good question: It depends on what I’ve eaten actually.
