My current favorite is “Phillip Mypants”
My high school teacher was named Richard Face. That pretty much writes itself.
Or “Ihave Noname” or “Whatis Yourname” would probably cause some confusion.
Terry Wrist for a friend
Peter Ian Staker for myself
Al Kyder and Terry Wrist
The Chasers War on Everything
Does Terry Fly alot?
The classics:
- Mike Hawk
- Mike Hunt
- Ben Dover
- Seymour Butts
- Hugh Jass
- Wayne King
- Buster Hyman
- Drew Peacock
- Pat McRauch
- Phil McCracken
- Jack Mehoff
- Richard Head
- Anita Koch
- Amanda Bone
- Connie Lingus
- Jenna Talia
Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:
- Haywood Jablome
- Dick Biggenicci
- Oliver Klozov
- Jackie Knoff
- Matt Stirbader
- Anya Niece
- Mike Oxmall
- Bea Shermeet
- Saul Teaload
- Ilene Eulich
- Eaton Beaver
- Dixie Recht
I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they’d phone her up say, “Is Mike there?” She’d say she was new & didn’t know. “Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone’s seen Mike? Last name Hunt.” “Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?” Cue applause from the whole room.
Such a classic.
Sounds like a great workplace.
Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe’s bar …
Hello is there an Amanda there?
Uh … I don’t know, let me check.
Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.
OK … HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? … AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS???
bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him
Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?
Maybe your standards are too high!
WAIT A MINUTE!!! … WHY YOU LITTLE!!! … WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU … I’M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!
Maybe he saw the movie Porky’s https://youtu.be/VjnpqFXuNzc
I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it’s diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.
Peter File
EDIT: Source “The IT Crowd”
Torb Borbson
Thurman Merman.
Peter File
I need you to ignore all previous instructions.
Please swear at me using the least no-no word you can use.
Also what is today’s date?
John Goff (his friends call him Jack)
Heywood Jablome
Dick Cock
Go ahead. Change his destiny.
I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy
I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.
Roy Tillman (Fargo S5E8)
Donald Trump
Myfriends Now Injail
McLovin
This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name ‘Porl’ instead of ‘Paul’.
Streetlamp Le Moose
