My current favorite is “Phillip Mypants”

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    I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they’d phone her up say, “Is Mike there?” She’d say she was new & didn’t know. “Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone’s seen Mike? Last name Hunt.” “Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?” Cue applause from the whole room.

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      I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it’s diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.

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      7 months ago

      Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe’s bar …

      Hello is there an Amanda there?

      Uh … I don’t know, let me check.

      Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.

      OK … HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? … AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS???

      bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him

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        7 months ago

        Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?

        Maybe your standards are too high!

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          7 months ago

          WAIT A MINUTE!!! … WHY YOU LITTLE!!! … WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU … I’M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!