I have a problem like that with man made static heights.Sounds weirdly specific but Rollercoasters dont bother me, flying is fine and edges of cliffs are ok. But a railing on a hotel balcony or glass floor over a drop… GET FUCKED.

The “Coaches” in Gran Turismo 7 on the licence tests.

Yes I’m having some trouble you smug fuckstain, I’m trying to gold every licence test. ITS HARD. I dont need to be constantly reminded.

I would say you’re pretty much on the money only in the region of 1000sq for a single person being “optimal” once you take into account storage spaces, bathrooms, balconies, and so on. A kitchen for one and a bathroom is likely the same size as for a couple. A couple doesnt need a noticable amount more room than one person. Add kids and immediately double it… they have a lot of stuff.

In most countries for average people if you can make a convincing argument about why you thought it would be allowed and can argue it with a straight face they arent interested in nailing you over it because it isnt worth their time.

I asked my accountant “Hey, when I take sick leave at work and I have to get a doctors certificate to get paid for those days, does that make the doctors visit a work expense?”

He said “Thats a legitimate enough argument that if you want me to I’ll put them on your return. Dont know if it would pass an audit but the reasoning is solid”

The problem that socialism has is that most people support the principle but fuck me if we dont argue about the implementation.

Skibidi Toilet is also objectively fucking amazing.

If you dont look at it as “Stupid stuff on the internet” and instead reframe it as “Indie Scifi movie made by 1 person on a home pc using free tools” its a hell of an accomplishment. I’ve watched big budget movies from established studios that got less of an emotional response out of me.

Money cant buy Happiness, but given the choice I’d rather do my crying in a Bentley.

You have no choice but to see everything, wether you want to or not.

The answer is simpler than that. Musicians have been using excel for songwriting for ages.

You use the cells as timing marks and you have different lines for instrument notes, overlapping lyrics, etc.

Bicycle riding, vegans, linux, dieting, crossfit, etc.

You dont know the normal ones, you know the foaming at the mouth loonies who wont shut up about it.

The only defence I can think of for not releasing them is that they are written in code that could destroy people for doing nothing other than having met him and there is no reference key.

E.g Mr X, a1 4d b2

Mr Y, a1 3f b2

A1 means “Straight and unmarried” but 4d means “Totally a Pedo” and 3f means “Will probably call the police if you even hint at it” and b2 is “Drinks heavily, doesnt do drugs”

Now thats a heavy handed example but look at all the conjecture about who “Bubba” is… Now imagine the conspiracy theorists if thats what the lists look like. That all being said even if they dont make them public the fact that they have these files and theres been no arrests is fucking shameful.

Americans who have never left America dont realise that dirt fucking poor looks largely the same around the world. The fact that we have socialised medicine doesnt turn not having the money for groceries into a utopia.

Im a project car guy, can I add funds? Seriously, daddy needs a new engine.

Yeah, I’m doomed if my ass hits couch. I need to maintain some form of momentum.

In Australia the Average mortgage loan term is over 30 years but the average duration before its paid out or refinanced is only 8 years. Id be more worried about the terms and conditions surrounding early payout and refinancing than the theoretical maximum term of the loan on paper because if they want to be truly predatory thats where it will be hiding.

Rotisserie Chickens are a weird kind of family staple for many Australian families.

One chicken, one tub of coleslaw or a bag of salad and a 6 pack of breadrolls and you can feed a family of 4. It doesnt cost as much as takeaway.

Theres a reason dads make hobbies out of their yard, grilling and DIY.I have to do this shit anyway, it can either be what stops me from doing what I want or I can find the happiness and satisfaction in it.

My relaxation time might be ten minutes having a coffee in the back yard with the garden and lawn looking immaculate but it would have been 2 hours work to get it to “done” but 3 to get it to “perfect” because ultimately what was I gonna do with that hour? Watch some Youtube videos I only half give a fuck about or play a video game I’m mediocre at. Once you figure out you can also run a smoker while you do those chores at the end of the day everyone gets ribs.

I wonder if any other candidates for office will run on this as a platform.

“Vote for me, Kid Rock will stay away.”

Wallet front right, phone left front, keys either left knee or left rear (if no cargo pockets), work keys around my neck on a lanyard. If they arent there I have lost them and they must be found immediately.

Honestly MMA events are usually pretty chill when it comes to actual violence I believe its because the percentage of people who can actually fight in the audience is way higher than at regular sports.

The dudebro assholes can never be 100% sure if that skinny dude is there because he likes to watch fights or because he trains with one of the competitors.