cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now
Trump looks like shit.
You are what you eat I guess.
Dude’s like a billion
Accurate.
I’m a “no, Pepsi isn’t ok” guy, but I’m never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump’s ass.
Yeah, gave up Pepsi over their continued involvement in Russia, now I’m giving up Coke over their involvement with a Russian stooge.
I’m at RC right now.
Do yourself a favor and drink water instead. Your teeth and testicles will thank you
I second this.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna piss on his grave.
I’ll do rhyming later.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m gonna piss on his grave
I guarantee that it’s true
That one’s free.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ll piss on his grave
And make sure it comes true
Free edit for you as well ✌️
Why ruin a perfectly good anti joke tho
Wow he looks bad. Did he lose a bunch of weight? He looks frail. And a lot older.
Celebratory cocaine
I hope he’s ok for 2-3ish years. Vance having a real chance at 10 years as POTUS is terrifying
I was about to say “Vance is such a weak personality he could never be elected” and then i remembered how useless the Dems are so who fucking knows.
He’s guaranteed because the Republican-led states will make sure he gets their EC votes regardless of how the populace actually votes. There will be nothing to stop them any more.
I think the country is fucked as well, but I don’t think the gop can deliver the cuop de grace to democracy in the US in a single presidential term.
Personally I think it’s a matter of time before there is an uprising from the citizens, it won’t matter who runs the government when capitalism finally catches up to the majority of the population, you can’t believe in bootstraps when every person you know is living paycheck to paycheck.
Vance doesn’t have any charisma, though.
And somehow Trump, who allegedly reeks of old ketchup and shit, spouts constant nonsense, and looks like the skin of a dried hot dog, does?
No thanks. Hamburger heart attack “day JUAN!”
Continuing a proud tradition.
Fanta originated in Nazi Germany because they couldn’t source the ingredients for the Coke recipe.
A propaganda boy, and in more than one sense.
The next four years are going to be very interesting to watch. If the first try was disastrous, the second is poised to be even worst.
America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
Were they, though…?
A long, long, time ago.
In a galaxy how far away?
Far, far, away.
Diet Coke tastes like shit
DIET!?!?!?
A virgin Cuba Libre?
Trump looks very aged
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Marketing rule #1, know your market. Note that you don’t need to actually need to have taken marketing classes to know this. So congratulations on doing what anyone with more than two brain cells could figure out, ya rich CEO jackass.
“please let us keep doing death squads to union leaders”
Hide-the-pain Trump?
Let me get this right. He’s winning a paper commercial label with gum on it?
Oh god Reddit and Lemmy must be seething right now. Delicious.
You clearly spend all day licking boots. How does one endure that?
True enough. You just sort of tolerate it.
I hope your car slides off the road.
I love it when you talk dirty to me. Gets my meat suit all wet.
At the end of the day someone has to donate hotdog casings.
Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.
I doubt it’s puckered at that age unfortunately
Like goatse, his turds fall freely
It would’ve cost $0 not to have made this comment.
Gives another meaning to the log cabin republicans
Smooth as a barry sax riff.
puckered
Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I’d think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.
All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum
I’ve seen a lot of wild shit on the internet, but cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum is right up there with the wildest
We used to just call it Santorum
My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it’s getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It’s about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven’t.
Right on the lips you say?
