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minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoCome on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoIt has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoVance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr. Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker. Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.
minus-squarenwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoThe Death Note finale is wild.
minus-squarerunner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoSimultaneous stroke and coronary thrombosis?
minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoSomething like that. Or just a massive stroke on live tv and shits himself.
minus-squareBahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoDealer, put 20$ on colonoscopy complications.
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI’d take that bet, but that would mean hoping he doesn’t die. Which I’m not prepared to do.
Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.
It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.
Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.
Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.
The Death Note finale is wild.
Simultaneous stroke and coronary thrombosis?
Something like that. Or just a massive stroke on live tv and shits himself.
Dealer, put 20$ on colonoscopy complications.
I’d take that bet, but that would mean hoping he doesn’t die. Which I’m not prepared to do.