Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.
This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.
oink
oink
Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off
including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK
Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it’s also funny.
And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.
How do you know it’s a kink?
Exactly, he could just be a cop.
So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one
*it; he suggests personhood.
Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.
One letter away? Unless I’m missing a joke in which case feel free to “wooooosh” me.
Oink
O->K
Kink.
Oink->Kink
Don’t worry, It took me a second, too. Perspective is everything.
K - M - N - O 0 - 1 - 2 - 3Are Ls just a joke to us?
He doesn’t take any L’s.
oh shit im dumb
LMN I’m guessing
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More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?
she slop my hog til I oink
This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE
I had an Arab client once. We didn’t speak a common language, and when he’d cum, he’d make a peeing sound - “psshhh” or “tsss” - to let me know…
tsssss
Was he green and did he have four legs?
No, but you could say he… exploded.
There are so many things I could say to this, yet I have no idea what to say to this, but the fact remains:
Here I see a Korean fem boy making a joke about an Arab boy exploding.
It truly is a modern society we live in.
This is because in Islamic cultures, pork is forbidden.
I’m very curious if that’s a cultural thing or just a him thing
🐷🐷🐷
Deeply upsetting.
The boyfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA
or will
Not what I expected to find in this thread but I’m happy I watched it.
Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink!
They marked nsfw, why didn’t you?
Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?
I already was, but can we agree this didn’t help?
Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It’s a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.
Ummm is that what happens when you see NSFW content
Oink
Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.
Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.
Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second. Meaning images.
Idk I feel like if my boss saw “c*m” scrolling past while I was at work, I would be in trouble.
And rightly so. We just call them “serial ports” these days.
If you open shitposts full screen at work, thats on you imo. I have lemmy configured so the preview is just big enough to figure out whats in the post but too small for anyone to read from a distance
Probably because it’s not needed.
