Lest I checked, this was a free country
What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
This is democracy manifest!
What is the charge?!
EatingBoofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?No, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn’t put alcohol up my ass.
Get your hands off my
penisanus!Get your hands off my spring roll!
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
First they came for the spring rolls…
Then I came for the spring rolls
Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
They also came for frozen potatoes
NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll
Literally 1984
Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.
Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?
the ring isn’t flared at the base that’s why
Funniest meme of the day.
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.
No; i have an eating disorder.
Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again
Forbidden suppository
Too late, please advise.
mmm i need lumpia
I’m a bit upset people would do that with such good food.
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it’s fine. It’s digestible so you’ll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
My spring rolls, my choice.
Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …
💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢
(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
[the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]
[APPLAUSE]
I can do whatever I want >:(
With a pic of the perfect girth of spring rolls lmao
(Also 69th comment 🤙)
