I’ve been down, but never this down.

“Hello, police ? I need to report a food crime”

Dinner and Dessert in the same plate for an eco-friendly meal? Less dishes to wash?

or just blatant food crime…

I feel this is what you do when you are questioning how your life is going.

Are those cold/frozen fries?

Charcuterie bowl??

Girl dinner?

The chocolate should be on top of the burger, its not gonna do shit over there.

Is that salami or raw ground beef?

I want it.

I probably ate something similar at some point in the past anyway, chocolate pairs really well with lots of savory foods.

Hey that actually looks pretty good. Is the chocolate an unexpectedly good pairing or just tossed in there for scale?

Is this like pouring one out for cobra?

OP, you OK?

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