Dooooooooooooomed
Hey, I got a busted ass here! I don’t see anyone kissing IT!
Well, I’m tired of this room and everyone in it.
🎶 I love stealing, I love taking things 🎶
Bite my shiny metal ass!
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself
I use this phrase at work “I can guarantee anything you want”
Also, “They must learn our peaceful ways, through force!”
Do a flip!
In fact, forget the park.
I used this at work one time. Someone complained about it and I was told not to do it again.
It felt very appropriate because someone sent out a company wide email talking about a potluck. Then shortly after, they sent out another one saying that was meant for their department, that I wasn’t in.
Please tell me you replied all to company wide email to say you were going to have you’re own potluck with blackjack and hookers?
Cause that is absolutely worth risking getting fired over.
I’d like to say I did but this was like 8 years ago. I don’t remember. Only reason I think I must have replied all is because if I only replied to the sender, I’d know who has no sense of humor.
Actually, I rarely delete my emails. I wonder if it’s still archived.
EDIT: I FOUND IT!! It was just under 10 years ago. It wasn’t company wide, just to our building. It was the image, not just text. And I did reply to everyone in the thread. 3 people responded to me and said it was funny. No one complained in the thread.
Excellent! Yeah replying with the image is a much smarter way to go about it.
Shut up baby, I know it.
Not an hour ago, my partner told the cat he’s cute (he is). The cat meowed in response, which we agreed probably translated to shut up baby I know it.
Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder!
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care
Jimmy cracked corn, I still don’t care
Bender cracked corn, and he is great
Take that you stupid cornYou know, I was God once.
Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
These balls are making me testy!
