I went no contact then moved far away. It helps lol
“Hate me, but do it honestly.”
Give them enough of a reason, and they may respect you as a fellow asshole.
“If you don’t stop
cryinghating me, I’ll give you something tocry abouthate!”Man I thought I was the only one who got that stupid line as a kid. My condolences.
Yeah I got it too. Apparently it’s not that uncommon sadly.
And other classics like “wait until your father gets home” and The Belt™.
“If you tell me the truth, I won’t get mad”
“George Washington’s father didn’t hit him with the belt when he came clean about the cherry tree!”
“Yeah, well Washingon’s dad wasn’t in the tree when he cut it down!”
That worked on me, ONCE.
The Belt might beat The Chopping Board or The Switch, though. Hard to pick a fav honestly.
The Switch
No kid in my youth wanted The Switch and, now all of a sudden, they’re all the rage. 🤷♂️
The funny thing is, I’m not completely sure if you’re referring to the game console or BDSM
That may just be my friend group of switches asking for the switch before they play switch and cuddle
Oh boy, it was just me and my dad so… just him running the show unfortunately.
Lol my dad wasn’t coming home and she preferred a fly-swatter, which I should probably be grateful for.
I guess it depends which part hit you; the soft part or the thin, metal wire handle. 😬
Calling the stingy plastic tip that squishes the bugs ‘soft’ is an interesting description. But either way, still better than the multiple wooden spoons I’ve had broken over my ass.
ProTip: Asking ‘was that supposed to hurt’ will get a second spoon broken over your ass
I mean… (not really, you probably shouldn’t do that)
