ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIsn't that how you break up?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1441arrow-down19
arrow-up1432arrow-down1imageIsn't that how you break up?lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·2 months agoI want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices. Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months ago Do I need a separate microphone for my butt? No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoNot loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 months agoThe other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoBro has never noticed his icon light up right after ripping a big one.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoProbably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.
I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔
Do you not have loud farts?
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
The other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.
Bro has never noticed his icon light up right after ripping a big one.
Probably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.
My hole is always mic’d up