Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I’m think it’s already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.
Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.
Then the music starts, it’s the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.
Hey man, I picked The Spinners.
Credit due when credit is due. I will give you a point for some early funk.
I like the puppets idea, but might I suggest This is the song that never ends by Lamb Chops.
I feel it brings a certain patriotic gravitas to the event, Lamb Chops being an honorary Three Star General. Plus, with a song that never ends…there ain’t no bell, so you get to take your time with Clarence.
Truly no wiser words have been spoken.
Radioactive by Imagine Dragons - if ya know, ya know.
Ballroom Blitz by Sweet
Killing in the Name by RatM. I’m a simple man.
Scrolled too far for this one.
I was shocked, befuddled, and a little scared, honestly, that no one had said it yet.
LETS GO
not gon do what they told ya
not gon do what they told ya
not gon do what they told ya
NOT GON DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA
I imagine by the end of the song, they’ll be begging for me to stop, so “fuck you I won’t do what ya tell me” would hit extra hard.
Guile’s Theme.
Sonic BEWM!
“Voting Doesn’t Work” - Corporate Avenger
Ready to Die - Andrew W.K.
Ha, I was, no kidding, just going to say Party Hard
Foo Fighters - The Pretender
The entire Vulgar Display of Power album
Beating up racists to a soundtrack written by a racist? It’s a bold move…
I was more thinking that the Supreme Court is a vulgar display of power and kinda forgot Phil is a shit head… damnit.
I know, it’s really too bad. Vulgar Display of Power is really good and had some absolutely filthy riffs, but there are so many other amazing metal bands that don’t have the problematic associations that I have a hard time justifying spending my limited time on Pantera
Can I switch to Misery Index’s Heirs To Thievery?
Edit: I’ve met Jason and he’s definitely not a shit head
Misery Index is a strong choice. Now that I’m thinking of the metalcore vein, I’d go ETID’s “People Verses” or “Planet Shit”
Caramelldansen
Don’t Stop Me Now. It’s a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.
Same! But it would be in the pub and with pool cues in time to the music.
Dogs can look up.
Now we’re talking!
That is a damn good choice, OP
You want to reflect how much fun it will be.
Ænima - Tool
I kinda wish Sonic Youth would update lyrics for Youth Against Fascism. They can keep the verse about Clarence Thomas, though.
Black robe and swill
I (still) believe Anita Hill
Judge will rot in hellRebel Girl by Bikini Kill.
