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- politics@beehaw.org
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- politics@beehaw.org
Imagine if he died before Biden
Strokes took out both my parents. Come on stroke, you owe me. I’ll undoubtedly go out the same way.
How did you manage hilarious and alarming in the same post lmao
Relax, it’s just a stroke, guy
“Doc says I can rub one out whenever I want!”
“No, Donald, he said you could have a stroke at any time”
Just havin’ a lil stroke calm down
relax guys!
A little stroke, as a treat.
“Just a series of mini-strokes”
It won’t negatively affect his cognitive functions. Those are long gone.
Just another Thursday Stroke, don’t mind him! 👍
Maybe Kirk was one of his horcruxes
Man, it’s annoying seeing a headline starting with “Trump, 79” that doesn’t end with “dead”.
I really hope i never have to read a headline that says “Trump, 80…”
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High volume activity and movement after a stroke pretty much guarantees a secondary event. Just saying.
If you’re going to get 3 billion people’s hopes up, you better be fucking right
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“Pictures of Trump renew questions about Biden’s health”
Biden could post a video getting his own mail from the end of a reasonable driveway as a display of superior health at this point. L
Don’t tease me.
It’s ok he had it a few weeks ago
What does this mean? You should be sedentary after a stroke?
he should be or the chance of a second stroke is much higher.
Well, no matter which side wins it’s sure to be entertaining
I read the headline earlier, with no picture, and thought yeah he always looks like a bloated orange monster that tracks.
Actually seeing the pictures all I can think of is the training I did on FAST, literally the F is for face drooping, that old mother fucker is having a god damned stroke…
It is even clearer in the video footage. A single picture could just be him grimacing in a single frame, but the video makes it clear that the droopy face is his actual resting face, which it wasn’t before.
The hamberders are finally catching up to him.
The acronym FAST is good to know:
From https://www.mass.gov/info-details/stroke-signs-and-symptoms-act-fastFace
Arms
Speech
TimeOne last thing. It’s ted-ed but here’s a brain researcher who experienced and analyzed a stroke as one happened:
https://youtu.be/mYD7Y9CXeUwCw if you need: she displays and handles a real human brain and spinal cord
Thank you for sharing that TED-ED talk, it was very impactful and insightful
TIA in progress.
Fuck, I hope he had a stroke. I hope he’s in a lot of pain too. Fucking arsehole cunt.
That’s not so much a “call out” as a “hey, I think the president just had a stroke.”
I hope he sees all these types of posts where people are actively HOPING he had a stroke.
😊
We can call him Droopy Donny now right?
Always could
Hey! … maybe the stroke might just mellow him out and he might not act so strange or say such terrible things
Evidence shows brain damage tends to make people even LESS empathetic and thus MORE fascist.
Case in point: Fetterman
Title: You’re Fine, You’re Fine, Don’t Tell Mom
Media: X-Ray on Silver Bromide
Year: 2023
Artist: Unknown
For real? Because that didn’t happen to my wife.
It is fairly common for certain types of head trauma to be followed up with personality changes depending on the severity and type of brain injury, usually frontal lobe damage. A lot of people become more paranoid and angry, which often leads to their political views leaning to the far right.
Here’s an article on the subject. https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rstb.2020.0137
I had a traumatic head injury that required brain surgery as a child and it’s never lead to any of those kinds of symptoms, but it wasn’t anything involving the frontal lobe.
Thanks, that’s informative. Fortunately her frontal lobe was unaffected.
The brain is a wild place, but generally it’s true.
Source: “trust me, bro”
Google is that way -->
Since when is it my job to prove your claims?
Since when is it my job to type words into a search bar for you?
This isn’t a formal debate or a peer reviewed journal article. I’m under no onus to cite anything other than my own knowledge.
As rare as that possibility might be, that’d be really cool to see/hear!