We found a rock that looks just like a potato (sometimes we’ll put it in a fresh bag just to prank each other) and it lived in the kitchen counter fruit bowl for a while. Then my cat decided it was her best friend for a month and would cuddle it every day. Best Rock.
I buy 4 individual fruits a week. Eat one every morning right after I wake up. Granny Smith before my commute really kicks you on the balls (in a good way)
https://applerankings.com/granny-smith-apple-review/
#fruitsnobbery #shotsfired
My issue is the fruit goes bad faster than I can eat it all.
I’ll buy a 3 kilo bag of apples, eat an apple every day, and still be left with 5 rotten apples.
I keep apples in my fridge and they generally stay good way, way, way longer than expected, it’s nuts. I’m talking 6 weeks or more.
Yeah, the comic takes place in an hour.
The guy just can will a beard into existence.
Why else do you think they wear the same clothes in every panel?
Damn. I wish I had his beard power. I can’t even grow a proper beard after two years of no shaving.
Even if bulk is a few cents cheaper, this is why I buy loose fruit.
I did buy bulk pears, but after snacking and there’s 5-8 left, I made Chef John’s pear Clafoutis dessert. Leftover fruit is dessert.
It helps to have a garbage disposal of a kid around too
Here in Denmark bulk is not a few cents cheaper, unfortunately.
Next time you buy 3kg of apples, you could give away the 5 apples or make apple juice or a dish out of them before they go bad.
For me the issue is having the abundance of clean and clear counter space for the bowl.
I laughed a bit nervously at the cartoon but your comment makes me want to shut off the puter and start cleaning
Cutting my fruits really helps me eating more.
One whole apple? Nah, that’s too much.
Three apples cut into slices? Count me in!
Listen up… cut up your oranges into slices. It’s so much more fun to eat.
Yes, i know they grow pre-sliced. Forget that and give it a go.I’m not a citrus fruit fan. My favourite are apples.
What’s your favorite kind of apple? I always like cold gala
I like sweet and sour ones
I have a rule for my kids is that I never say no to fruits and I try to always have fruits in the fruit basket (as long as they eat the whole thing and leave a half eaten fruit somewhere in the house).
My two year old is really enjoying that and can eat two whole apples and some grapes in a row. Sure he will not eat anything at dinner after that but I can’t be mad at him for eating fruits.
Unearthing a half eaten apple somewhere in the house is the worst. Or orange peels! I keep telling my daughter, we live in the country, you’ve lived here your whole life, you know that’s just an invite (with a giant flashing welcome sign) for mice and bugs. Still find them.
Those bananas just became ripe and this guy chooses to eat a burger??
I have a rule now that if I see fruit sitting on the table and I think about it for a second I have to eat it.
This is actually surprisingly effective with chores in general for me. If i see it i have to do something.
I was doing that but now I have 2 young kids and a house that needs renovation.
It’s just impossible to do everything, there is tons of stuff I see everyday that needs to be done but I have to accept that it’s not possible to do everything.
I think I have selective blindness involving chores. I genuinely won’t notice something until it NEEDS to be done.
When I lived alone I was great about cleaning up any messes made in memory, but dust bunnies had eternal lifespans.
I have a similar one, if I’m hungry enough to walk into the kitchen, I’m hungry enough to eat some fruit. About 1/2 of the time I even do it. If I know there aren’t pastries in a cupboard.
It’s rude to watch me and put me in a comic without my permission.
That burger looked delicious though, how was it?
It was fine. Carl’s Jr guacamole bacon burger. The quality has gone down over the years though…
full of beard trimmings
You think I groom myself!?
Oh I’ve seen you “groom” yourself several times a day, you flowerpot
Then go and eat your damn fruit.
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
No
I eat fruit every day, it’s delish
Huh. That’s interesting. I never touch the stuff.
As a child i used to be allergic to a lot of fruits, so i really didn’t like it, and even less, trying new fruits. I never knew what’s gonna happen. All my allergies have really toned down the past 10 years so i’m on a fruit eating binge. I find it hard to believe that not more people eat fruit all the time. Wait, you could just eat grapes but you don’t??
im def allergic to kiwi, it would make my tounge and lips feel fuzzy/itchy and hurt a bit, my mouth would get sore fast, id eat it constantly as a kid, I thought it was normal, I miss it, golden kiwis seem to be fine mostly
If I can have something anytime it’s nothing special anymore
I’m a fruit pilled peach cel. I’m in my yummy snack src
idk why but fruit make me sick. The smell itself already make me a bit nauseated. I love watermelon juice, cant have it at all otherwise I’ll be sick. Even things like strawberries make me sick. cant explainq
Huh, have you mentioned that to your doctor?
https://www.everydayhealth.com/digestive-health/pain-in-the-stomach-after-eating-fruit/
wow no! I never knew this was a real thing, I thought I was overreacting. I’ll talk to him next time for sure! Thanks for the tip
You’re very welcome! Very glad i could potentially help!
*have
Ha, like I’d buy fruit in the first place.
Dude. You’re missing out.
You can buy grapes, fresh from the store, and then…ya know. Totally pig out on delicious grapes.
I know it sounds like I’m starting off explaining some complex life hack that I never got to…but I’m not.
My way, you get to eat delicious grapes. Your way, you don’t. That’s the life hack. Eat grapes.
And not JUST grapes! Apples. Oranges. Strawberries. Watermelon. Pomegranate. Pears. Kiki. Mango. Raspberrys. Cherries. Grapefruit.
Most people don’t think of Lemons as a fruit, but they TOTALLY are. Actually tomatoes are a fruit too! Doesn’t seem like it, but they are!
Lots of tasty snacks! DUDE! YOU EVER HAVE A PLUM???
Just, not bananas. You can’t eat my hands, and MY HANDS ARE BANANAS!!!
Apples are in season. Like, right now! Got me a nice bag of bug juicy cortland apples 🤤
I like your energy.
This is the deepest cut I’ve seen in a long time. Pre-history YouTube. I’m pretty sure this was the first video I ever saw on the platform.
Kiki is good, but what about bouba?
Seedless grapes are the devil though.
And I’ll add on an actual life hack - you don’t even have to wash the fruit before eating it. Sure, giving it a rinse is probably a good thing to do, but eating unwashed fruit n veg is better than anything else you’d eat instead
Fruit has been one of my indulges during unemployment. I’d never buy a bag of chips for myself but I will eat a bag of oranges (over the course of several days). Grapes are good, too. Strawberries when they’re on sale. Bananas are okay. Blueberries are good. One of the little groceries was selling pints of cherry tomatoes (not a fruit by most standards) for $1. Ate the whole thing that night.
For bananas, when they’re ripe I slice them up and freeze them. Some other fruits are cheaper frozen than fresh, so I buy those frozen to begin with, and mostly eat them with my oatmeal in the morning.
I do this too now, buying frozen has increased my fruit intake by 1000%.
It definitely increased my smoothie intake
And that’s why I don’t buy fresh produce.
