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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Good night sweet prince

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Good night sweet prince

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    It’s called seasoning you uncultured swine.

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      These people would try and polish a cast iron pan.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        Or cover it in aluminum foil before they cook with it.

        • stylusmobilus@aussie.zone
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          Or clean out a broken in tea cup

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            I like the creamy fermented bits at the bottom of a well used coffee mug myself.

            That first cup after a vacation is divine.

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              My father had this tea cup he never washed out. He would leave floaters in it and go out to camp for a week.

              One week while he was gone I washed this thing. I swear to god it had mould floaters in it. Fuck he hit the roof when he came home and saw it washed.

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              This is the first time that one of your comments made me physically gag and dry-heave. I feel delighted to finally join the club of people who have felt disgusted by your heinous humor.

      • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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        I don’t know, after seeing one of those pans with a proper shine on it in a meme, I’d love to see the colour changes from oxidation when you re-season it

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          Cast iron oxidizes into rust so I don’t imagine you’ll see a nice patina like on copper cookware.

          • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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            Aye but that micron thin oxide layer that it gets looks magnificent, if you put it in an oven at the right temp you could get it coming out almost goldlike

  • U7826391786239@lemmy.zip
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    cover it with foil, brand new pan every time

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      Parchment paper

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      Alzheimer’s when

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        Wait till you find out about the PFAS in the non stick pans

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        When grandma starts covering the used tinfoil with more tinfoil…

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    There’s at least another 700 years of use left in that pan.

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      Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:

      “WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”

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        I honestly wonder if it’s possible to see what all got cooked on that thing by analyzing it in a lab.

        “About 80% seems to be Totino’s pizza rolls.”

      • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s for ritualistic burnt offerings of course.

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    Why? What’s wrong with it?

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      Ignore it. This is BIG Pan propaganda.

      Keep your pans. You’ll be needing them. We’re about to enter into a recession.

      • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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        About to enter?

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        We’ve been in a recession for years

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          We’ve had one, yes but what about second recession?

          If the US does kick off against Greenland. You ain’t seen nothing yet

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        We’re long past recession, we’re about to enter full blown depression if not already, supply chain collapse and more! Get to know your neighbours, share food, community garden and buckle up!

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    By ‘let it go’ you mean simply clean it? Why would you throw it away?

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    That’s when it’s most useful because now it’s nonstick.

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      And an unsuspecting seasoner! 😋

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        And it takes longer to season aluminium!

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    The phrase “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” is in order of most-to-least good for the environment.

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    you can take it from my cold dead hands

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      You tell em Taco!!!

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    Naw that one heats up faster

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    this pan will outlive me

  • WraithGear@lemmy.world
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    just throw some bartenders friend in there and very lightly scrub it, it’s not the pressure it’s the action, and you will see metal again in no time

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      And remove the seasoning?

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    what? it’s still perfectly good.

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    nah bro that shit an artifact from 100 BC

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    No. Fuck you.

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    I can wrap it in tinfoil still!

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