Sarah in the bible had Isaac at 90 years old. Menopause is a woke lie like dinosaurs. /s
Once women hit menopause they’re experienced and can take all your creampies. IDK 'bout y’all, but I’d assign that great value.
Holy shit a Morrowind meme out in the wild.
I’m a massive elder scrolls fan
Didnt know Dwemer made those too
You be nice, he’s the hottest dwemer in all of Tamriel!
Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?
Gotta up your game boy.
Dang what’s that from?
Oh wow. Wild Wild West. They had the best burger king (or was it mcdonalds? p sure its bk) kids toys
Tx!
Jon Peters: heavy breathing
Metal legs; but is stuck in a hole filled with diseased zombie people.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Absolutely loved that movie when I was a kid.
And I just now realised what was going on when I was around 15 and a girl invited me to her place while her parents were away. We watched this movie and she put her legs over me, then leaned her head on my shoulder and held my arm and I just sat there fully focused on the movie and feeling awkward about physical contact… God damn it.That’s a perfectly fine thing to do at 15. Cuddling while watching a movie. I think you’re just looking through it through a different lens now that you’re (presumably) no longer a teenager.
She should communicate with her words.
Tom Segura getting fat again…
Peak dad bod
“The 30s are men’s best years!”
Meanwhile:
7 a few years after high-school. I dont care, im not the one that has to look at it.
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Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.
#notallhairloss
Vegeta?
Does he glow as well by any chance, Tar?
I got the fading widow’s peak in my early twenties. And it hasn’t progressed at all in like twenty years!
Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.
Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.
i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.
My father is stage 3 at age 51. Interesting. Guess he will be stage 6 by 110.
Wealth beyond measure, outlander.
ah yes, male pattern value increase, completely forgot about it
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Yagrum Bagarn, the only living Dwemer to appear in an Elder Scrolls game so far.
Also the last living Dwemer. Motherfucker was in a different dimension when the Dwemer vanished
Tamriel is an island right. Would be funny if they just moved across the sea.
It is, sorta. But there wasn’t an exodus. The disappearance happened within recorded history, meaning the Dwemer (who are elves) had interactions, war, and empires alongside the living races. Then, suddenly, the vanished. A sudden cessation of communication and existence.
Current consensus is that their chief engineer, and thus leader, Kagrenac, utilized tonal magic (which the dwemer invented) to transcend the mortal plane, Mundus.
I mean they never fully resolved it though. If I recall the other theories are kinda the dwarves being:
a) all dead (many theories)
b) elsewhen (time displacement), implying they return or were responsible for other time displaced phenomena in the past.
c) something else entirely happened at the same time.
The fact they can’t be reached via portal kinda suggests they’re essentially dead.
I really wish they had explored this at all. They set up something neat, then let it languish.
Last living one we know of, at least.
Which in all honesty leaves a lot open for Bethesda to bring them back in some capacity. Between Dragon Breaks, Chim, and literal time travel there’s a lot they could do not even getting into the other metaphysics and metamagics in the setting.
For those who haven’t deep delved EUSP I shall list what the three things I listed implies.
Dragon Breaks, a dragon break is what happens when time becomes non linear the fun thing is that it can be both retroactive and postactive. The ending of Elder Scrolls 2 Daggerfall is sometimes theorized to have caused a dragon break so massive that it basically rewrote the setting with its shockwave. This is admittedly just an in universe way of explaining retcons.
Chim, basically a character in the setting achieves awareness that they are infact fictional and becomes effectively a god. Tuber Septum achieved partial Chim caused a dragon break and removed the jungles of Cyrodil from history. Also Vivec achieved Chim and Dagoth Ur fucked up the process without removing himself entirely.
Time travel, basically what it says on the tin. Fun fact Pelinal Whitestrake was from a different timeline and was basically the Terminator.
Dragon Breaks, a dragon break is what happens when time becomes non linear the fun thing is that it can be both retroactive and postactive. The ending of Elder Scrolls 2 Daggerfall is sometimes theorized to have caused a dragon break so massive that it basically rewrote the setting with its shockwave. This is admittedly just an in universe way of explaining retcons.
Notably these are called Dragon Breaks because the god of time Akatosh is represented as a dragon and a Dragon Break is essentially time and causality just sort of having a stroke for a bit. Multiple versions of events that could have happened did, regardless of being mutually exclusive and some combination of their outcomes is what sticks when things are over and normality resumes.
I kind of suspect TESV: Skyrim will get referred to as a dragon break later in the timeline, with things like exactly who won the civil war being one of those things where there are clear memories and clear records of both sides winning, where two different people were the Jarl of each hold, etc. How that lands afterward when things settle I don’t know. Hopefully in the least helpful possible way for the Thalmor.
It can also refer to when the Alessian order tried to remove the Mer aspect of Akatosh and basically drove him insane which also broke the dragon. It’s probably why Alduin is his own entity and not just Akatosh at the end of time, with there being three main aspects of the Dragon god that being Auriel, Akatosh, and Alduin the beginning, middle, and end.
Personally I don’t think Pelinal Whitestrake and Marukh went far enough, remove all mer.
CHIM isn’t really meta like that. It is a state of enlightenment achieved after coming to terms with the fact that the Elder Scrolls setting exists within the ‘dream’ of a godhead. The godhead is a mysterious and high order entity, think Lovecraftian gods, which isn’t really sleeping and dreaming in the way we normally think of it.
Typically when one comes to understand the nature of the dream they inhabit, they vanish, becoming one with the dream in a process known as zero-summing. It essentially means coming to the conclusion that all things within the dream are one and the same, that the individual is an illusion.
CHIM is achieved by facing this fate and asserting that, though all reality is a dream, your existence as an individual with thoughts and feelings and agency within the dream matters and is valid. Some suggest this state confers great power, such as the ability to reshape the landscape or perform miracles, like when one lucid dreams. However, I find this position poorly supported. Rather, CHIM seems best viewed as one form of enlightenment, a state achieved through great wisdom and insight but which brings with it no particular power. Vivec can be slain, after all, and relies on his connection to the Heart of Lorkhan to exercise divine power.
This is unironically a great overview and simplification of CHIM within the Elder Scrolls setting. One in which I am fundamentally incapable of making because I have been utterly corrupted by Morrowind shitposts around the concept, IE a photoshop of Astolfo from Fate with Dagoth Urs head asking if that is CHIM.
Don’t get me wrong I’m no stranger to our lord and savior Fargoth, bosmer bussy, or Nords and their secret wives. The Elder Scrolls is fantastic because you can simultaneously take it so seriously and … do whatever it is we lore nerds get up to.
Fair enough. Prolly doesn’t help I was actively melting my capacity to properly articulate the utter madness that is Michael Kirkbride mainling a philosophy book and then reading Lovecraft because I was slowly gassing myself because I put a tad bit to much bleach in my water bucket while cleaning up cat piss.
This is crazy; what game is this from?
In morrowind the dwarves are long gone and are believed to have perhaps “receded behind math”, this npc is I believe the only dwarf you can meet in morrowind that is alive though there are dwarven ruins and automatons across morrowind.
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