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MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!
The one he never actually said: “Why not Zoidberg?”
I’m not hearing a nooo
Examples of Zoidberg’s astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
Open your mouth. No, your other mouth.
it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me… Disemboweling in your species… Fatal or non-fatal?
“Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on a roll.”
“We’re out of rolls.”
“Fine! Just give me something teeming with parasites!”
I think of this line whenever I order a hotdog in public lol
I’ll have a horse-coke.
Is horse-pepsi ok?
Nay!
“Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!”
nom-nom-nom “I’m ruined!”
Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!
That’s normal.
where was that? i don’t remember it at all
My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future
“Why not ZOIDBERG?”
I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.
There little friend, good as new
Out of context that actually seemed pretty sad.
Comedy and tragedy
My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse
“By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar”
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
i came to post this one.
JOHN
FUCKING
ZOIDBERG!
