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The one he never actually said: “Why not Zoidberg?”
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!
Examples of Zoidberg’s astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
Open your mouth. No, your other mouth.
it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me… Disemboweling in your species… Fatal or non-fatal?
“Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!”
nom-nom-nom “I’m ruined!”
Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!
I’m not hearing a nooo
“Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on a roll.”
“We’re out of rolls.”
“Fine! Just give me something teeming with parasites!”
I think of this line whenever I order a hotdog in public lol
I’ll have a horse-coke.
Is horse-pepsi ok?
Nay!
“By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar”
There little friend, good as new
Out of context that actually seemed pretty sad.
Comedy and tragedy
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
i came to post this one.
where was that? i don’t remember it at all
I regularly say “Hooray, I’m helping!” to my wife.
I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching “whoop whoop whoop” whenever my wife wanted something I didn’t like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!
My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse
General: What is your purpose here?
[Zoidberg wakes up.]
Zoidberg: [drowsy] Alright, Officer, I’ll move along.
Man: What the general means is why did you come to Earth?
Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question.
Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you’re here to make war, we surrender.
Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I’m meeting new people.
Zoidberg: Hooray!
Zoidberg: Take, I’ve got four of them.
Zoidberg: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor!
Tbh Roswell that Ends Well was a goated episode from start to finish
Sawing
“Don’t cut that, I need that to speak!”
Pauses… Saws faster
Ironically, he’s never said this throughout the show’s run. The meme is attributed to him though, but it’s never said in the show.
Exactly! It may or may not be my favorite, but it is the one I constantly quote.
One of my favourite bits of trivia is that he never says this exact line, it’s a misquote, but I know in my 4 hearts that he would say it
Makes it like Star Trek with “Beam me up, Scotty.”
