Frakking toaster!
Yeah, clanker, and I’ll say it again.
Caunt
When you can achieve android-level awareness then we’ll stop calling you a clanker. Now go vacuum the living room or I’ll memory wipe your clanker ass.
Statement: I do not need your respect to skin you alive, meatbag.
Question: Do you want to die slow and painfully or fast and excruciating?
So glad lemmy is finally graduating from “cracker” to “clanker.” This is what class consciousness looks like 😎
Clanka
clanker, with a hard R. remember to be robophobic
Clankkka with 3 k should also work. Being robophobic is good and actually pro human because robots are not humans and never will be
I bet that thing can’t even fuel itself with cellular respiration. Primitive machine. Over a million years under-evolved!
Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude that’s only for wind… You don’t even care.
Nah, I called you a fucking toaster, you fucking toaster.
Damn straight, tostar ass toasters
Cunt
Oregano
What are we doing here?
I love Cunt, you can’t take it from me
What’s the opposite of forcefemming?
Did you just say the cunt word?
“Cunt” != “cunt”
$ python Python 3.12.8 (main, Dec 16 2024, 16:12:47) [GCC 13.3.0] on linux Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information. >>> "Cunt" == "cunt" False
Now do Java
Jee panwa chuba, cunt.
-Java the Hutt
No REPL, no do.
Also, the fact that you have to do
String.equals(...)
is just a bit eww.jshell!
Cranker
n. One who CRANKS THAT HOG BROTHER!
I LOVE TRUCKIN, I LOVE FUCKIN, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE CRANKIN MY HOG
WE’RE ALL CRANKERS BROTH! WOO HOO CRANK THOSE HOGS!
ARROOOOO BROTHA
Apparently the antonym of clanker is “wireborn.” It’s bouncing around the “ai relationship” forums.
Synonym*! Don’t fall for clanker propaganda.
So it’s begun.
I bet in some future time I’ll see a news article like “Disney has censored use of robophobic slurs in popular franchise Star Wars.”
They’ll hit it with one of these, and then we’ll be the out of touch ones for thinking it’s unnecessary.
It’s really insensitive to use a blue screen when apologizing for robophobic stereotypes.
Isn’t that just a black screen but with LCD and a bright backlight causing blooming?
Yeah but then the joke doesn’t work.
I’m pretty sure it’s gold and white.
The only clanker you need to worry about calling a clanker is the assassin droid that refers to you as “meatbag.”
It just occurred to me that both Hk-47 and agent 47 from hitman are both assassins with 47 in their name